Things I Have Found in My Child’s Bed.

*Cheerios (have also been found in his nose)

*Legos

*Lego Mini-figures

*Lego Mini-figure heads

*A vintage Ellen Ripley action figure

*Scissors

*A sharpened pencil

*Black Manta action figure

*One sock

*plastic zombies

*a rubber snake (has also appeared in his pillowcase)

*markers

*pipe cleaners

*a lightsaber

*plastic centipede

*plastic human skull (half-scale)

*more Legos

*Band-Aids (used and new)

*jelly beans

*Dry-erase markers (caps optional)

*Construction paper

*Pick-up-Sticks

*Fake Money

*A real shark tooth

*Die-cast F/A-18 Hornet

*Calculator

*And, on occasion…him.